Meow Meow Motherfuckers

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lemonbreadd

reblog if your name isn’t Amanda.

pastassassins

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

llsilvertail

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

computationalcalculator

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

chiosblog
uploaded into a computer because then id have infinite content which would prevent me from going insane via boredom
comrade-slugcat
classycookiexo

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capricorn-born

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

weaselle

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

vmohlere

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

rukafais
thyrell

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

thyrell

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

lumeninfusco

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

lumeninfusco

OH SON OF A BITCH

Screenshot of an article about Elon Musk's biography. Quote: "him. The musician Grimes, the mother of three of Musk's children (the existence of the third, Techno Mechanicus, nicknamed Tau, has been kept private until now), calls his roiling anger "demon mode" - a mindset that "causes a lot of chaost." She also" End quote The word "Tau" in the described passage is highlighted.ALT
Screenshot of a wikipedia page about "Tau". It reads: "Tau was derived from the Phoenician letter taw" followed by a character that closely resembles the roman alphanumeric letter X. The implication being that Elon has named yet another human being some variant of the letter X.ALT
derinthescarletpescatarian

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

emzzy

that kid is going to get bullied in ways previously unknown to man